Thursday, June 02, 2005

The tongue

While idly eating a chocolate covered donut today it occurred to me to wonder why the tongue is on the bottom of the mouth, surely sensible design would have it on the top where it'd work with gravity, not against it... And why, given this fact, did the donut have the tasty chocolate on the top? It'd taste better if they'd put the topping on the bottom. If you ask me, just about every piece of confectionary in the world is upside-down.

As an experiment I tried eating the donut upside-down, but nearly choked. Next time I'll just turn the damned thing over...