It was unfair, I tell you. I get to work in a mode that could charitably be described as somnambulant. If there is no coffee waiting it is not unknown for me to stall and just stand in front of the machine until someone gently moves me out of the way... And then they give me this challenge. Bastards.
I once, in a zero brain moment read the serving suggestions on a packet of rice that stated "add milk to taste". I thought "why not?" & ended up with Chicken fried rice pudding!
Priceless !!
ReplyDeleteIt was unfair, I tell you. I get to work in a mode that could charitably be described as somnambulant. If there is no coffee waiting it is not unknown for me to stall and just stand in front of the machine until someone gently moves me out of the way... And then they give me this challenge. Bastards.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I think my initial thought that it was albino coffee was perfectly understandable, under the circumstances.
ReplyDeleteAnyone could have done it, is what I am saying.
At least you were awake enough not to eat brown porridge......
ReplyDeleteAh! I wondered where all the coffee had gone...
ReplyDeleteA previous employer had a coffee machine that made it possible to generate combinations of coffee / tea / chocolate and soup
ReplyDeleteThe coffee / veg soup melange had wonderful effect on the narcolepsy which was prevalent on Friday mornings.
I once, in a zero brain moment read the serving suggestions on a packet of rice that stated "add milk to taste". I thought "why not?" & ended up with Chicken fried rice pudding!
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